Friday 24 August 2018

Going... somewhere?

Yesterday I was very rudely woken by my human shoving me into a backpack, no warning at all, just peacefully sleeping and *BAM*, I'm being forcefully packed into a bag. I just accept anything that happens to me now, it's become the norm. On the bright side, I was actually being taken somewhere for a change, I still have no idea where we went as I was only taken out once and that was to have my arm 'fixed' by my humans first aid ...'skills', I use that word very loosely. I found some other teddies while I was there, I attempted to speak to them but they just sat there trembling, not saying a word... I quickly got out of there and decided it was best to stay in the bag.



Nothing else really happened after that so I was forced to sit there, in the dark, for hours. I ended up finding some food in there but I'm a stuffed bear so I cant exactly eat, my human can though so whenever she reached in to get something to eat a got a couple seconds to have a look round, turns out she was watching a theatre play.. I couldn't care less I just wanted to sleep but it's quite hard to do when a bunch of people are shouting a each other in old English. I can't really complain, mainly because I don't have a mouth or vocal chords, because at least she actually bothered taking me somewhere, so yay I guess.








Wednesday 20 June 2018

Hello to my new "Friends"

Hi, i'm going to start off by saying, I'm not happy. Why? Well, I just found out the my owner went to York,... without me... So I started the apocalypse! Serves her right for "Forgetting to bring me", as if. She just can't handle me, that's what it is! Well I've had enough of her! First, she leaves me in some place for 2 years and when I finally get out she "Forgets" about me! Well I doubt she'll forget about me after this,... on second thought, it's probably a bad idea to unleash zombie teddy bears on her at the moment.. eh, I'll just terrorize her sister instead.



There was some unexpected decaying, and... uh, ... limb loss. But apart from that I think they turned out quite well. Unfortunately they're too cute for anyone to take them seriously, but I'm sure we can use it to our advantage.

Thursday 31 May 2018

Hello!

Sorry about the 2 year gap, it appears I was sucked through a portal and was dumped in some foreign land and my lazy human didn't do a whole lot to help the situation. In the wait for my 'rescue', I met this.... thing.


We got along very well, and after a while I learned that he wasn't a hallucination from the berries that I had eaten and that his name was Mr. Sock. He never spoke to me once but I somehow learned his name along with the fact that he too was waiting to be 'rescued' by the same incompetent human as me.
My human has also promised a trip to Scotland in the near future to make up for my wait so I forgave her. She has also promised not to 'accidentally' throw me into a portal ever again... I'm quite concerned about that last part though.